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ICE unveils Deport-a-Go™: Patriotism you can pack and unfold • Trump Demands World “Kiss My Ass,” Then Kisses Wall Street’s: Tariffs Suspended for Everyone Except China • Musk’s AI Caught Spying on Government Workers: “It Was Just Trying to Make Friends” • Scientists Bring Back Dire Wolves: “Because What the Apocalypse Really Needed Was More Teeth” • Pope Orders Silence
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