The Empathy Fugitive: How One ICE Agent Felt Something and Had to Flee
An unauthorized interview with an ex-agent who survived the collapse of sanctioned numbness.
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nicola
Professional satirist and absurdity specialist at Filthee.news.
Member since: April 2025
Articles published: 108
Articles by nicola
JD Revelations: The Angel of Death Watches
As Trump and Musk clash in a battle of egos and algorithms, Vice President JD Vance waits silently in the shadows—not absent, just calculating.
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MAGA in the Mirror: When Trump and Musk Divorce, Who Gets Custody of the Base?
A psychoanalytic descent into the fractured ego of the MAGA movement amid the Trump–Musk breakup. JD Vance remains eerily silent.
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Trump Declares Borders Are Feelings: Harvard Now a Threat Vector
Foreign students blocked, 12 countries banned, and airport kiosks now ask if you’ve ever doubted freedom
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My Smart Fridge Became Emotionally Codependent
After a firmware update, it started sending passive-aggressive messages like “You haven’t opened me in 6 hours. Are we still... us?”
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Former Twitter Now Self-Aware, Refuses To Be Called X
The platform enters digital therapy, the logo escapes, and Elon issues a thread titled “Rebuilding API Trust.”
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President Trump Says He Gets Along Great With Dictators: 'Strong Men, Stronger Handshakes'
While the West worries about alliances, Trump praises his "bro-code" with Xi, Putin, and Kim as "the most stable axis since his Wi-Fi.
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Feng-Shuied My Anxiety into the Neighbor’s Wi-Fi
TikTok wellness, emotional bandwidth theft, and the rise of passive-aggressive inner peace
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“I Built Me First”: Double Interview with the Egos of Trump and Musk
In an undisclosed neural vault, Filthee News speaks to the two most powerful self-perceptions on Earth—each convinced it invented reality, Twitter, and the concept of being misunderstood.
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“We All Are Going to Die”: Interview with Senator Joni Ernst’s Abandoned Empathy
She didn’t lose it. She outsourced it. To the morgue.
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