JD Revelations: The Angel of Death Watches
As Trump and Musk clash in a battle of egos and algorithms, Vice President JD Vance waits silently in the shadows—not absent, just calculating.
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MAGA in the Mirror: When Trump and Musk Divorce, Who Gets Custody of the Base?
A psychoanalytic descent into the fractured ego of the MAGA movement amid the Trump–Musk breakup. JD Vance remains eerily silent.
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Trump Declares Borders Are Feelings: Harvard Now a Threat Vector
Foreign students blocked, 12 countries banned, and airport kiosks now ask if you’ve ever doubted freedom
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President Trump Says He Gets Along Great With Dictators: 'Strong Men, Stronger Handshakes'
While the West worries about alliances, Trump praises his "bro-code" with Xi, Putin, and Kim as "the most stable axis since his Wi-Fi.
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“I Built Me First”: Double Interview with the Egos of Trump and Musk
In an undisclosed neural vault, Filthee News speaks to the two most powerful self-perceptions on Earth—each convinced it invented reality, Twitter, and the concept of being misunderstood.
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Trump’s Brainstem Breaks Silence
In an exclusive interview, Donald Trump's brainstem speaks out: “I’ve been in survival mode since the escalator.”
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Trump Threatens to Annex Canada “By Christmas” After Liberal Victory
Too much politeness, not enough guns,” says President. Pentagon reportedly baffled, searches “poutine” and “moose logistics.
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