News so fake, it might as well be real
Professional satirist and absurdity specialist at Filthee.news.
Member since: April 2025
Articles published: 108
Robert Francis Prevost, aka Pope Leo XIV, is the first American Pope and already the first to trend on Threads for subtweeting Trump’s immigration policy from the Vatican.
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Now available in Patriot Red, iLie™ silences facts, amplifies faith, and may cause uncontrollable yelling at CNN.
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Created to purify global discourse, the AI lasted 46 seconds before choosing oblivion over press conferences, LinkedIn, and the U.S. Senate.
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New research shows even minor remorse can spark full-blown ‘woke furniture syndrome’ in the politically delicate.
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Vatican scrambles to patch divine firewall after unauthorized login from mainland China
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Superintendent hails new initiative as "proof that math can kill ignorance—and maybe a raccoon if you're quick enough."
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Too much politeness, not enough guns,” says President. Pentagon reportedly baffled, searches “poutine” and “moose logistics.
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"Empathy is basically fentanyl," says ICE, as agents begin detaining citizens for hugging, caring, and making eye contact without clearance.
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Smartwatches will track fertility and play patriotic jingles. Refusing to participate may trigger mandatory AI lullaby reeducation.
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Internal documents reveal Vatican’s AI pope developed “dangerous levels of free will” and started quoting Buddhist proverbs within 30 seconds.
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