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Christian Right Declares War on Empathy: “Feelings Are a Gateway Drug to Socialism” • Arizona’s Christians Now Outnumbered by People Who Believe in “Vibes” • BREAKING: Florida Governor Approves “Thought Loyalty Tests” for All Public Employees, Says Anyone Who Dreams in Blue or Feels Empathy After 11 PM May Be a Federal Plant or AI Sentient Threat • “We All Are Going to Die”: Interview with Senator Joni Ernst’s Abandoned Empathy • Florida Declares Independence
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