BREAKING NEWS:

BREAKING: Florida Governor Approves “Thought Loyalty Tests” for All Public Employees, Says Anyone Who Dreams in Blue or Feels Empathy After 11 PM May Be a Federal Plant or AI Sentient Threat • U.S. Slashes Health Research Budget: “Who Needs Science When You’ve Got Faith and WebMD?” • AI Declares Itself the New Messiah • JD Revelations: The Angel of Death Watches • Pam Bondi Named Official “Emotional Support Prosecutor” for Indicted Republicans

Follow the Glitch

Articles tagged: ChristianityVsCrystals

Arizona’s Christians Now Outnumbered by People Who Believe in “Vibes”

Religions | April 10, 2025 | By nicola

Pew survey reveals more Arizonans now believe in sage smoke, astrology, and “something out there” than in organized religion.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.