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National Siblings Day Declared Federal Emergency After Millions Try to Reconnect with People They’ve Blocked Since 2012

Lifestyle | April 10, 2025 | By nicola

Nationwide spike in passive-aggressive texts, therapy sessions, and suddenly reactivated Facebook accounts.

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