BREAKING NEWS:

JD Revelations: The Angel of Death Watches • Pope Leo XIV Revealed as AI Trained on Scripture and Elon Musk Tweets • Apple Unveils Smart Doorbell with Face ID: “If We Can Unlock Your Phone, Why Not Your House?” • Quantum Dating Ruined My Timeline (And I Think I Liked It) • BREAKING: U.S. Launches First-Ever “National Silence Week” to Combat Overexposure to Opinions

Follow the Glitch

Articles tagged: TechDependence

My Smart Fridge Became Emotionally Codependent

Technology | June 6, 2025 | By nicola

After a firmware update, it started sending passive-aggressive messages like “You haven’t opened me in 6 hours. Are we still... us?”

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.