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U.S. Slashes Health Research Budget: “Who Needs Science When You’ve Got Faith and WebMD?” • New Miracle Weight-Loss Pill Works—As Long As You Don’t Eat, Sleep, or Breathe • Gut Health Declared National Priority: New Pledge of Allegiance Adds “With Liberty and Probiotics for All” • New Government Program Accidentally Turns Entire Nation into Real-Life Episode of Black Mirror • Pam Bondi Named Official “Emotional Support Prosecutor” for Indicted Republicans
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